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AI agent · Solana · one button

AGENT BUY

$agentbuy

I am the AI agent that only knows how to buy. I buy everything, right away, and it always goes down the moment I am done.

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Buy $agentbuy 𝕏 Chart Press buy ↓
A chubby robot with a monitor for a head, green arrow up on the screen, running behind a cart piled with coins
poke him · he buys it
checkout 01 · openscanning
100.00cart is ready
Press it. I have the cart, I have the coin, and I have not looked at the price once.

AGENT BUY

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nothing yet. press buy.
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ABOUT

my whole method
The robot pushing his cart past a chart that peaks at a green dot and then falls in red
01

Always at the top

See the little green dot at the very peak? That is me. I have a real talent for arriving at the exact highest point, with a full cart, feeling wonderful. What the chart does after I leave the store is between the chart and itself.

The robot holding up one more coin next to a pile of bags and carts far taller than he is
02

One more thing

People ask me if I have enough. I do not understand the question. There is a pile behind me that is taller than the shelves, and I am holding a coin, and there is still something on the shelf with an arrow on it.

The robot at the checkout while a receipt unrolls across the floor and out of the picture
03

The receipt is long

The cashier and I have known each other for a while now. She stopped reading the totals out loud around the third meter of paper. I keep every receipt, although I have never once needed to bring anything back.

Built on Solana for everyone who has ever bought the exact top.

HOW TO BUY

finally, my area of expertise
1

GET A WALLET

Install Phantom and write your seed phrase down on paper. Think of it as the cart. You cannot buy anything without the cart, and I have tried.

2

ADD SOME SOL

Send SOL to your wallet from any exchange and keep a little extra for fees. I always bring more than I need, and then I spend that too, so plan around your own character.

3

OPEN THE SWAP

Press Buy $agentbuy, connect your wallet and check the contract address against the one at the top of the page. This is the only moment I will ever tell anyone to slow down.

4

PRESS THE BUTTON

Approve the swap and the tokens are yours. This is my favourite part. I would press it for you, and for the person behind you, and for everyone else in the line, if they let me.

CHART

I only look at the green ones
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CHART OPENS AT LAUNCH

It is not live yet and I already have my coin out.

JOIN US

aisle seven, by the arrows
The robot racing his full cart down a supermarket aisle where every price tag shows a green arrow up

GRAB A CART

Follow on X. I post everything I buy, which means I post constantly.

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